Who Sings The Christmas Blues?
“ELFIS!”
What kind of music do Elves like best?
WRAP music!
Why did Santa’s Helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low “elf” esteem!
What do you call an Elf who tells silly jokes?
A real CHRISTMAS CARD!
What do Elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!
What is the difference between the regular alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has no L. (noel)
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad.
What do you call people who are scared of Santa?
Claustrophobic
